Two and a half years ago I was in a meeting and there was a guy sitting in the meeting typing emails on his BlackBerry phone. He was not paying attention to anything in the meeting and it annoyed me like you can't imagine. Yesterday I was in a similiar meeting, and I felt the familiar vibration of my BlackBerry. I looked down and saw that I had a new email that I needed to respond to. So as I sat in the meeting typing on my BlackBerry it dawned on me that I was the person that had annoyed me so badly at the first meeting over two years ago. I looked up to see if anyone at the meeting had noticed how rude I was being, but luckily they were all busy on their BlackBerrys typing their own emails. Nobody noticed a thing.

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